Do Women Watch Porn?

Each one of us has watched if not at least peeped a glance at a movie in which barely dressed or completely naked women tease the camera with their beautiful bodies or engage sexually with the gardener, a rich businessman, the pizza boy, the plumber or whoever else comes to your mind…There are a variety of scenarios one can encounter in these movies; all of them a product of someone’s erotic fantasy.  There is one thing that always amassed me in those re-created fools paradises though. It is the fact that the women in them are always beautiful and the men are just plain ugly. Why do you think that is? Is it that men in general are not that good looking? I don’t think so.  After giving it a considerate amount of thought I came up with the following explanation. I will leave it up to you to decide if is adequate or not…

First, I believe that in adult movies the most important thing that the male is required to have is a sizable “Tool”. The rest is just meat and potatoes… The next thing we shouldn’t underestimate is his performance of course, which is directly dependent on the “labor endurance” of the so called “actor” (if you know what I mean). And again, let’s not forget the “Tool” without which there will be no performance at all. As you have probably noticed good looks aren’t being mentioned here, nor are the acting skills much needed in a actual movie with proper scripting and character development. This is because these professional assets are simply not important in this line of work.

The female actresses in those adult movies on the other hand are required to have long legs, big boobs, tight buts and big sensual lips. In other words they have to be the epitome of the male sex fantasies. The only possible explanations for this; movies of this kind are not meant for women, they are actually meant for men. Another proof of my theory is the fact that 99% of the movies on the XXX market never actually contain a real love story. You know like affection, romance, passion or incinerating love. Instead, we can see beautiful Daisy getting humped so hard by the 3 firemen who came to save her, (only to discover that the only fire there was inside her) that her eyeballs seem about to fall out. Oh come on she can’t really be enjoying this! It looks extremely painful! It turns our however, that she really does enjoy it and most men out there enjoy watching such passionless acts.

So, it seems to me that regardless of the way the actors look or act in those porn movies, they manage to deliver the main message, i.e. that they are simply carried out fantasies of everyday men, most of which you shouldn’t try at home unless you want to get hurt. If the porn industry truly wants to expand, they may want to consider that just maybe; some women wouldn’t mind watching a very good love story with some nudity. Do reject the beer belly, bearded idiot for some eye candy and you may increase market share. Until then, no matter how ugly or disturbing some of these actors may seem this is of no importance to men. So if you happen to catch your hubby watching something like that at home, let him be, he may learn something. We have much more important things to worry about than his dirty imagination.